Comments on: 2nd Fantastic Bonanza Free T-Shirt Contest http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/ We Blog Indie T-Shirts Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:15:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Fantastic Bonanza Free T-Shirt Contest 3: The Reckoning at Fantastic Blognanza! http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-584 Fantastic Bonanza Free T-Shirt Contest 3: The Reckoning at Fantastic Blognanza! Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:27:40 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-584 [...] But first, let’s announce the winners from February’s contest. [...] [...] But first, let’s announce the winners from February’s contest. [...]

]]> By: Amber http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-183 Amber Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:25:26 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-183 If Fantastic Bonanza weren't awesome tees, it would be a Celebreality Show on VH-1 where A-List, like Bruce Willis and Keifer Sutherland, (not lame B or C'ers) compete on a working Ranch, rounding up the cattle and protecting them against marauding PETA demonstrators dressed in faux suede 'indian' outfits. Hosted by Jack Palance (Curly from City Slickers)... oh wait, he's dead. If Fantastic Bonanza weren’t awesome tees, it would be a Celebreality Show on VH-1 where A-List, like Bruce Willis and Keifer Sutherland, (not lame B or C’ers) compete on a working Ranch, rounding up the cattle and protecting them against marauding PETA demonstrators dressed in faux suede ‘indian’ outfits.

Hosted by Jack Palance (Curly from City Slickers)… oh wait, he’s dead.

]]> By: rAnnie http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-181 rAnnie Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:35:28 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-181 Fantastic Bonanza sounds like some crazyass all-you-can-eat sushi place FANU-TASHTICU BO-NA-ZARU!!! HAJIME!!! with iron-chef-like commentators rushing around the kitchen while fireworks are going off against the brilliant red sunset and sumo are fighting ninja and that happens forever. Fantastic Bonanza sounds like some crazyass all-you-can-eat sushi place

FANU-TASHTICU BO-NA-ZARU!!! HAJIME!!!

with iron-chef-like commentators rushing around the kitchen while fireworks are going off against the brilliant red sunset and sumo are fighting ninja
and that happens forever.

]]> By: Jess http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-121 Jess Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:31:03 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-121 If Fantastic Bonanza weren’t a super-awesome t-shirt company, it would be a rollercoaster ride. Not just ANY rollercoaster ride, it would be a water rollercoaster ride inside a gigantic REAL haunted house. It would be the fastest, longest, greatest and highest rollercoaster ever. Ever. At a random time, the rollercoaster would stop and people would have to get off and find their way out. Sounds simple right? Not at all. Did I mention that Fantastic Bonanza is completely pitch black? And also, the rollercoaster only has one train, so after it drops people off, it won't start up for another 8 hours. "But then Fantastic Bonanza won't get any money!" Yes they will. When I say a gigantic REAL haunted house, I mean gigantic. The rollercoaster splits up into 15 different directions. 15 different rides everytime. Plus, a train holds 300 people. Excellent. Welcome to Fantastic Bonanza. Complete darkness. Exhilarating. Wet. Scared. Cold. Fantastic. If Fantastic Bonanza weren’t a super-awesome t-shirt company, it would be a rollercoaster ride. Not just ANY rollercoaster ride, it would be a water rollercoaster ride inside a gigantic REAL haunted house. It would be the fastest, longest, greatest and highest rollercoaster ever. Ever. At a random time, the rollercoaster would stop and people would have to get off and find their way out. Sounds simple right? Not at all. Did I mention that Fantastic Bonanza is completely pitch black? And also, the rollercoaster only has one train, so after it drops people off, it won’t start up for another 8 hours. “But then Fantastic Bonanza won’t get any money!” Yes they will. When I say a gigantic REAL haunted house, I mean gigantic. The rollercoaster splits up into 15 different directions. 15 different rides everytime. Plus, a train holds 300 people. Excellent.

Welcome to Fantastic Bonanza. Complete darkness. Exhilarating. Wet. Scared. Cold.

Fantastic.

]]> By: Maxwell http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-120 Maxwell Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:30:34 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-120 fantastic bonanza sounds like a frozen banana stand. but they don't just dip their bananas in chocolate or nuts, they have 47 different dipping choices. yes, 47. why? BECAUSE I SAID SO! and not only do they have 47 different flavor dipping options, they also have bananas foster (that flaming banana thing) and their own banana-fied version of the awesome blossom (that chili's onion thing). and fantastic bonanza would have a logo that is on fire. ok? by the way, i hate bananas with a hearty passion. fantastic bonanza sounds like a frozen banana stand. but they don’t just dip their bananas in chocolate or nuts, they have 47 different dipping choices. yes, 47. why? BECAUSE I SAID SO! and not only do they have 47 different flavor dipping options, they also have bananas foster (that flaming banana thing) and their own banana-fied version of the awesome blossom (that chili’s onion thing). and fantastic bonanza would have a logo that is on fire. ok?

by the way, i hate bananas with a hearty passion.

]]> By: Bengar the Destroyer http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-119 Bengar the Destroyer Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:27:30 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-119 A sliced bread company A sliced bread company

]]> By: Alex http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-116 Alex Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:00:03 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-116 If Fantastic Bonanza weren't a T-shirt company it would be my ex-girlfriend, who I still don't talk to. If Fantastic Bonanza weren’t a T-shirt company it would be my ex-girlfriend, who I still don’t talk to.

]]> By: Joshua Sharp http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-115 Joshua Sharp Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:56:22 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-115 If not a super-awesome t-shirt company, Fantastic Bonanza would be a play. Nay, musical. It would feature the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz with a fat Irish drunkard. Why the scarecrow, you ask? Why the fat Irish drunkard, you ask with even more incredulity? It's quite simple. You need an improbable pairing to make the resulting dialogue/action fantastic. And "bonanza" essentially means to hit the jackpot, and I doubt you'll argue that encountering a merry Irish lad and his scarecrow friend would be anything short of hitting the jackpot--particularly if you were a bit intoxicated yourself. Together, they (and potentially you, if it were an interactive musical) would traverse the plains of time and go on dangerous quests requiring a fantastic amount of courage and luck, until such point as they reached the end of their bonanzic ways. The End. (curtain closes) (audience cheers, curtain call, and as audience members leave, they pass a sign by the entrance with the musical's title in bold: FANTASTIC BONANZA!) If not a super-awesome t-shirt company, Fantastic Bonanza would be a play. Nay, musical. It would feature the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz with a fat Irish drunkard. Why the scarecrow, you ask? Why the fat Irish drunkard, you ask with even more incredulity?

It’s quite simple. You need an improbable pairing to make the resulting dialogue/action fantastic. And “bonanza” essentially means to hit the jackpot, and I doubt you’ll argue that encountering a merry Irish lad and his scarecrow friend would be anything short of hitting the jackpot–particularly if you were a bit intoxicated yourself.

Together, they (and potentially you, if it were an interactive musical) would traverse the plains of time and go on dangerous quests requiring a fantastic amount of courage and luck, until such point as they reached the end of their bonanzic ways.

The End. (curtain closes) (audience cheers, curtain call, and as audience members leave, they pass a sign by the entrance with the musical’s title in bold: FANTASTIC BONANZA!)

]]> By: Glenn http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-114 Glenn Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:54:44 +0000 http://blog.fantasticbonanza.com/2007/02/07/2nd-fantastic-bonanza-free-t-shirt-contest/#comment-114 I think that Fantastic Bonanza should be something like a cross between a Chuckee Cheese, a rave, a drag race, a lightsaber battle, and a mini-golf course all set in virtual reality, with special guest host Moses and appearances by Abba, Death Cab, and Rob Zombie. And, of course, text message voting. I think that Fantastic Bonanza should be something like a cross between a Chuckee Cheese, a rave, a drag race, a lightsaber battle, and a mini-golf course all set in virtual reality, with special guest host Moses and appearances by Abba, Death Cab, and Rob Zombie. And, of course, text message voting.

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