That’s right, folks! February, that runt of the months, has sped right on by, and the 7th of March is upon us. And you know what that means.
A new free t-shirt contest!
Hooray.
But first, let’s announce the winners from February’s contest.
It was a close one, and although there were fewer entries this time around, they were all excellent. For example, I’m personally a sucker for VH1 and all of its ridiculous pop culture trashiness (or amazingness?), so Amber’s “Celebreality Show” suggestion struck a chord with me. Jess’s death-defying roller coaster ride and Glenn’s concert-laden, drag-racing, mini-golfing, lightsaber-battling, virtual reality Chuckee Cheese rave were also both very well-recieved.
But There Can Only Be One, and so, after many hours of heated battle, one response finally emerged victorious: rAnnie’s vision of the most frenetic all-you-can-eat sushi bar this side of the Mississippi:
Fantastic Bonanza sounds like some crazyass all-you-can-eat sushi place
FANU-TASHTICU BO-NA-ZARU!!! HAJIME!!!
with iron-chef-like commentators rushing around the kitchen while fireworks are going off against the brilliant red sunset and sumo are fighting ninja
and that happens forever.
Congratulations to rAnnie! And now, it’s time for this Month’s prompt. It’s a little long, but bear with us.
Fantastic Bonanza is a worldwide competition amongst the world’s leading athletes. It is a long and arduous journey laced with peril, intrigue, suspense, and giant, soggy lizards. Fantastic Bonanza traverses the harshest climates known to man and giant tube worms alike. It’s scary, guys. You might think it odd to freely partake in such a competition. That is because you have not yet heard of the prize bestowed upon the winner of this event. Yes, those spectacular spoils awarded to the person that proves their worth as greater than any other’s.
So tell us: what is the Ultimate Prize In The Universe presented to the winner of Fantastic Bonanza?
Just leave your response as a comment to this blog post, and make sure to fill out the “email” field, so we can contact you if you win! As always, the prize for the entry that we think is the best is a free Fantastic Bonanza t-shirt of your choice. Ready… GO!
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A loaf of sliced bread.
A golden trophy 25 miles high, five miles across and 5 feet wide (so that it would be easy to store).
Being given the title “Slayer” so that you can go back and do it all over again on a higher—some might venture, nightmarish—difficulty.
A guy like the one at the hotels who makes omlettes to order, except that he follows you around everywhere and makes tasty omlettes to help you tackle any obstacle.
72 virgins.
To have a guest role on every TV show. That’s right. Every TV show. Soap operas, CSI’s, game shows. Don’t forget about all the reality shows.
“Today on the season premiere of Survivor 56: Alaska…a special appearance by the winner of Fantastic Bonanza!”
A gift pack containing some of the rarest world artifacts:
1. Hen’s teeth
2. A good Bush Administration decision, carefully preserved in amber where is was trapped a very long time ago.
3. A 3 minute tape containing funny jokes performed by Gallagher and Carrot Top.
4. Jimmy Hoffa
5. A live Yeti, complete with cage
a monkey in a hat.
nothing else.
just a monkey in a hat. that’s the ultimate.
a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle