As we bid farewell to the debauchery of March and welcome April’s soggy prelude to May’s flora, another Fantastic Bonanza contest has come and gone. Merry March, we will always remember you fondly. We will also remember the entries to last month’s contest very fondly as well.
As usual, we had a tough time sorting through the responses, and we’ve picked the three bestest-of-the-bestest responses:
call me George: A guy like the one at the hotels who makes omlettes to order, except that he follows you around everywhere and makes tasty omlettes to help you tackle any obstacle.
Rjmanujan T. Scurmot: A golden trophy 25 miles high, five miles across and 5 feet wide (so that it would be easy to store).
Juan Dominguez: A gift pack containing some of the rarest world artifacts:
1. Hen’s teeth
2. A good Bush Administration decision, carefully preserved in amber where is was trapped a very long time ago.
3. A 3 minute tape containing funny jokes performed by Gallagher and Carrot Top.
4. Jimmy Hoffa
5. A live Yeti, complete with cage
Congratulations, gentlepeople! You are the proud recipients of some fantastic t-shirts. On with the show, then, as we present you, our loyal readers, with the prompt for April 2007:
In order to combat crime worldwide, Fantastic Bonanza! has decided to commission its very own superhero. Problem is, we’re short on ideas for criteria! If Fantastic Bonanza! added a superhero to its ranks, what would his or her superpowers be? Or should we not be satisfied with a paltry single superhero and seek a whole team?
Be sure to leave your email address in the “email” field when you respond. Otherwise, we won’t be able to contact you if you win! Wouldn’t that be horrible?
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