April 2007 is gone forever! Never again will we reclaim those precious moments. Or, you know, if this was a bad month, then the moments probably weren’t that precious. Personally, I was not a big fan of April. Too many rashes. The important point is that Fantastic Bonanza is holding another free t-shirt contest, just like we do every month! Yesss.
As we did on the 7th of April, and the 7th of the month before that (March), and so on since time immemorial (approximately), we will now announce the winner of last month’s contest prompt who will shortly recieve a free t-shirt. I mean, that’s the whole point of these contests in the first place. Hopefully, people knew about that. Brace yourselves, now, dudettes and dudemeisters, for last month’s winner and this month’s prompt:
The winner is Jess! Her response was more than 300 words long, so I won’t repost it here, but I encourage y’all to check out her answer at last month’s contest page.
‘I want to win free t-shirts!’ you say? Well then, here comes the prompt for May 2007:
Scientists have discovered a really rare and really awesome species of animal! It is the Fantasticus bonanzus and we want you to tell us all about it! Get cracking and win that shirt, friends!
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A loaf of sliced bread with arms and legs and eyes.
Fantasticus bonanzus belongs to the Camelidae family and is closely related to the Vicugna pacos, commonly known as the alpaca. However, Fantasticus bonanzus, or “Fantie” as the species has rapidly become known, has several important distinguishing features.
Most notably, its chest comes equipped with a spigot that produces piping hot espresso.
Next, it wears a whirly hat. You know, with the spinner thing.
Otherwise it’s just like an alpaca.
maybe a hybrid of donkey and tyrannosaurus in a microorganism size complete with its three big cute eyes living in somewhere in mantle of earth with its clan in a wonderful spring =p
when this contest due, do I have time to tell everyone?
You have tons of time, Rangga: we pick the winner and post a new prompt on the seventh of every month!