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By: This Concludes Our Broadcast Day (Of Contests) (For Now) at Fantastic Blognanza!

This Concludes Our Broadcast Day (Of Contests) (For Now) at Fantastic Blognanza! — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:09:29 +0000

[...] time once again to laugh and love together as we fondly review readers’ responses to the latest, greatest Fantastic Bonanza Free T-Shirt Contest. July’s winner comes to us in the form of Colin, internet personality extraordinaire and [...]

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:31:48 +0000

Fantasoi is a planet where the area around you fits to suit your mood. The colors, plants, and even weather can change. A chipper mood will send the sun flying and rainbows soaring. And by flying and soaring I mean they literally bounce around the sky like a pinball machine. THe stylin’ trends here include t-shirts. But we don’t wear them as shirts as you earthlings do. We slide two of our legs into the hand holes and the other two through the neck. It is extremely comfortable. A belt-like fastener holds the top of them around our chests. As for the solar cycles… like I said before our weather changes to suit a mood so our sun can be flying around or non-visible. Finally, here on Fantasoi we love to eat well… everything! Meat, veggies, dirt, plastic. If we’re hungry we can eat it! Hopefully this has helped you out greatly! You can come visit if you would like! We have a spare room in our humble space-bubble abode!

By: Colin

Colin — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:10:57 +0000

John got one thing right, life on Fantastoi rocks. Purple Bango trees abound on the planet, and their excellent Melonzer fruit is one of the most popular snacks on the planet.

I think the earthlings have a saying that “the grass is greener on the other side”. Well, the meaning of that statement gets lost on Fantastoi, as the grass here is a ever changing neon rainbow. Sure it may be green at some parts, but only 1/7 of the grass on the other side is greener.

Stylin’ trends? Fantastoi has no trends, all it’s inhabitants are naturally stylin’ no matter what their attire. That being said, one of the most popular pieces of clothing is a flattering purple suit reminiscent to that which Eddie Murphy wore in “Raw” (yes, we Fantastoi’ans get earthling movies, although they are far inferior to those made natively on Fantastoi).

So you want to know about the solar cycles too? As you hinted it, Fantastoi has no sun. Instead, it has three moons, a purple moon, a green moon, and a moon made of goat cheese. What this means is that for 1/3 of the day Fantastoi is bathed in purple light, another third is green light, and the last 3 is a milky goat cheese color (test this out for yourself, it’s difficult to explain).

I hope this post has been helpful in educating you earthlings about some of the finer points of planet Fantastoi.
-Colin out.