Sorry for the late update, folks! As is standard practice with most t-shirt blogs, we usually employ the services of our trusty Scribe-Droid for special occasions and contests like this. Long story short, it looks like he might have picked up a bit of polywater during his visit to Psi 2000 over the holiday “weekend.” I told him that weekends usually aren’t five days long, but you know those drunk robots — they never listen to reason.
Let’s you and me put that unpleasantness behind us as we congratulate this month’s big winner. It is the valiantly verbose Cliff with his comprehensive elemental analysis! As the response exceeds 250 words, and in the interest of conserving electronic paper, I won’t repost it here, but you should read it up at last month’s contest page.
Here’s the chance for the rest of you, then! Ready to win a fantastic free t-shirt of your very own? Either way, it is too late to say “no”:
You know, as a sentient sort of character indigenous to Fantastoi, fourth planet of the Bonanzar system, life rocks. It rocks hard. But those backwater chumps down on Earth, man — they don’t see what all the fuss is about. Well, you’ll show them! Tell us a little about Fantastoi — its ecology, its stylin’ trends, its solar cycles (if it even NEEDS a lame ol’ sun) — who knows! Well — you probably do, come to think of it.
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John got one thing right, life on Fantastoi rocks. Purple Bango trees abound on the planet, and their excellent Melonzer fruit is one of the most popular snacks on the planet.
I think the earthlings have a saying that “the grass is greener on the other side”. Well, the meaning of that statement gets lost on Fantastoi, as the grass here is a ever changing neon rainbow. Sure it may be green at some parts, but only 1/7 of the grass on the other side is greener.
Stylin’ trends? Fantastoi has no trends, all it’s inhabitants are naturally stylin’ no matter what their attire. That being said, one of the most popular pieces of clothing is a flattering purple suit reminiscent to that which Eddie Murphy wore in “Raw” (yes, we Fantastoi’ans get earthling movies, although they are far inferior to those made natively on Fantastoi).
So you want to know about the solar cycles too? As you hinted it, Fantastoi has no sun. Instead, it has three moons, a purple moon, a green moon, and a moon made of goat cheese. What this means is that for 1/3 of the day Fantastoi is bathed in purple light, another third is green light, and the last 3 is a milky goat cheese color (test this out for yourself, it’s difficult to explain).
I hope this post has been helpful in educating you earthlings about some of the finer points of planet Fantastoi.
-Colin out.
Fantasoi is a planet where the area around you fits to suit your mood. The colors, plants, and even weather can change. A chipper mood will send the sun flying and rainbows soaring. And by flying and soaring I mean they literally bounce around the sky like a pinball machine. THe stylin’ trends here include t-shirts. But we don’t wear them as shirts as you earthlings do. We slide two of our legs into the hand holes and the other two through the neck. It is extremely comfortable. A belt-like fastener holds the top of them around our chests. As for the solar cycles… like I said before our weather changes to suit a mood so our sun can be flying around or non-visible. Finally, here on Fantasoi we love to eat well… everything! Meat, veggies, dirt, plastic. If we’re hungry we can eat it! Hopefully this has helped you out greatly! You can come visit if you would like! We have a spare room in our humble space-bubble abode!