Fantastic Blognanza!

Keeley Carrigan’s kingdom of artistry has marched steadily onward since we last paid a visit. Back at the end of June, King Keeley conscripted two new shirts into his regal ranks, one of which should particularly pique the interest of our cryptozoologist readers:

Nessie at Bloo Empire: $20.00

That is the most damn gleeful Loch Ness Monster I’ve ever seen. It’s unclear whether the cryptid derives its delight from the orgy of happiness that surrounds it or whether unicorns, rainbows, butterflies, and diamonds simply burst forth whenever Nessie’s endorphin levels peak. While I can’t read Japanese*, this East/West juxtaposition prompts me to ask if anyone in Japan has ever produced a Loch Ness kaiju film. Wikipedia says, “Almost.”

Dethbot at Bloo Empire: $20.00

Also new in town is the decidedly more demonic Dethbot**, easily the most macabre item in Mr. Carrigan’s shop of wares. Don’t allow the artificial menace to lower your defenses with its charming ignorance of proper spelling: it would be your final mistake.

By no means should you forget Keeley Carrigan’s older shirt designs, all of which currently sport the fetching sale price of $15.00! Act quickly, as these limted prints inch ever closer towards complete elimination with every purchase! Don’t forget to check out the man’s paintings, either — many painting prices have dropped to follow suit with the tees on the front lines.

Link: [Bloo Empire's BlooStore]

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*I’m not even sure if that’s the correct language — never studied Japanese, you know.

**Mua-ha-ha-ha-haa!