Fantastic Blognanza!

Holy crap! It’s finally happened! I do not know if I can contain myself.

Not only do we have four new shirts here at Fantastic Bonanza, but we also have a brand new website with which to peddle them! Greg designed and coded the bulk of it because he is an Internet Superstar.

There’s a few more new things you should know about, but I’ll save that for a little later. Right now, let’s just move on to the exciting part:

Octotree at Fantastic Bonanza: $24.00

Our regular readers will remember this shirt from our totally ground-breaking series, The Birth Of A T-Shirt. Since we’ve already discussed this one at length, I might as well leave it at that!

AVE Mizar at Fantastic Bonanza: $24.00

Inspired by and featuring the ill-fated flying contraption of 1973, this shirt depicts just about the most excellent spacefaring vehicle imaginable — especially useful if you decide to make a quick swing by Phobos on your way to Kankakee.

Conezor Attacks! at Fantastic Bonanza: $24.00

Conezor Attacks! actually found its genesis in a rousing game of Eat Poop You Cat a few years ago. We tried to draft a design for this idea last year, but most of the precursors to this final iteration were … pretty terrible. I’d be willing to show ‘em off in the future if people were interested, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Monster Mash at Fantastic Bonanza: $24:00

I don’t quite remember how this one got started, but it does have at least a tenuous link with Pickett’s famous novelty song. There was a long discussion about what, exactly, should emerge from the Monster Masher (even though this would technically be a Monster Grinder). One of the earlier ideas was to have a hideous amalgamation of several different monsters.

Well, that’s four, count ‘em, four new designs, baby! We decided to print this batch using Continental Clothing t-shirts, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.

By the by, if you’re a fan of heterogeneous items collated into a convenient parcel, be sure to check out our new bundle packages as well! You can find ‘em here and here. And don’t forget: both come with free shipping!

Actually, if you live in the U.S., you also qualify for free shipping if you purchase 3 or more shirts! International customers and domestic orders shipped via Priority Mail qualify if you purchase 4 or more!

Anyhow, give the new website and new designs a look-see. They are, for lack of a better word, fantastic.

Link: [Fantastic Bonanza]
Expensiveness: $24.00

P.S. For a limited time, to commemorate all this new-ness, use coupon code friend to receive 15% off your entire order!