Fantastic Blognanza!

Man, I hear this is the season where they finally kill off Dr. von Hossenstrausser! This is gonna be the bee’s—what?

Oh. Wrong kind of season.

Yep yep, Fullbleed recently debuted its newest line of shirts on the sultry savvy shirtosphere—nine new t-shirts to tempt your garment-gullet with sinful shirtsome delights. Well, not that sinful, actually. As a whole, Fullbleed seems particularly invested in the human condition, as all of their t-shirts feature, well, a person or persons. It sounds sort of silly spelling it out like that, but you don’t see a lot of stores whose stock is entirely constituted by designs featuring human beings.

Identity Theft at Fullbleed: $16.00

I can’t get enough of designs that take ideas too literally. Part of what makes Identity Theft so great is the odd nature of the act itself. I mean, you’re not really stealing someone’s true identity, after all. We used to live in a world where no one would inextricably associate a person’s identity with their electronic persona. Back in my day, uphill both ways in the snow barefoot, etc. etc. I could go on about how, in the design, the act of theft is actually creating a new person—his silhouette, at least—but I’ll stop here and just say that it is nifty and I like it.

All Tied Up at Fullbleed: $16.00

This pretty effectively sums up one of my greater fears. Nobody wants to grow up to be an imprisoned corporate lackey—and maybe it doesn’t happen as often as we’re made to believe—but I’ll be damned if it isn’t deeply disturbing all the same. I don’t know how I’d react if I bought this shirt only to find myself vying for Junior Executive Assistant District Sales Manager years later. Would it be the epitome of irony … or just sad? For the time being, I’m glad I can look at this shirt without seeing myself in it, staring back at me. Man, that would be creepy.

Well, two is clearly less than nine, so check out the rest of the line at Fullbleed’s online store. Might as well check out their past seasons, while you’re at it. Don’t want to miss out on the backstory! Maybe you can fill me in on where Dr. von Hossenstrausser got that mechanical ape.

Link: [Fullbleed]
Expensiveness: $16.00

[Via dobi @ Emptees]