Fantastic Blognanza!

The CliffsNotes™ version of this post: Here is a thing I made!
The long version:

Let me spin you all a tale.

Many moons ago, in an age long shrouded by the impenetrable fog of arcane history¹, I trekked to the strange and wondrous land of Southern California with co-bonanzier John in order to partake of an august and monumental rite—The Annual Inter-National Comick-Conventione of San Diego Towne. The annals of this journey (or what remain of them, anyway) can be found here.

For those of you who don’t remember/never read that post, the main thrust is that I spotted a lot of people wearing Threadless tees at the convention. So many, in fact, that upon my return to Bonanzier HQ I was compelled to create a ‘Threadless Bingo’ board. Here are the fruits of that labor:

Click on the image for the full-sized board.Elsewhere in that post, I wrote the following:

No matter—it’s not very hard to make your own board, if for some reason you don’t like the one I’ve made here. In fact, someone who has mastered the dark art of internet wizardry (not I) could probably lash together some kind of randomized Bingo-board generator, perhaps out of some flotsam and leftover parachute cord.

With the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, I now recognize at least two errors in that statement:

1. Apparently I do have what it takes to create such a Bingo-board generator; however, ‘internet wizardry’ is probably too strong a term for the skills required. I might instead go with ‘the ability to code oneself out of a paper sack’. Better than nothing, but certainly not a stringent requirement.
2. No floatsam or parachute cord required! It mostly just took inordinate amounts of papier-mâché. Go figure.

And so, without further ta-do to-do adieu adoo fuss, here is the link to the world’s first, best, and only Threadless Bingo Board Generator!

So generate a board, print it out, and play with your friends! Hours of fun, guaranteed!²

¹ i.e., last July
² Guarantee actually nonexistant.