This new t-shirt website has apparently been taken over—”conquered” if you will—by a master race of giant robots. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the robots will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted internet t-shirt blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground factories.
Finnieston Crane Robot at My Robot Overlord
Look, I know what you’re thinking. A t-shirt with a robot on it? Featured on this blog? And moreover, a giant robot? What madness is this? How could it be?
I understand your concern. I am acutely aware that I am going out on a limb here. Robots on t-shirts—that’s scary and unusual territory for me. This is more than treading on unfamiliar ground. This is wandering, blindfolded, through a demilitarized zone.
But I do what I must; and right now, I simply must tell you about My Robot Overlord. It’s a new t-shirt shop, based in Britain, which currently offers five gloriously different single-color robot-themed t-shirts. For each shirt a short back-story has been written, steeped in alternate histories and referring to robotic rebellions. Even if you are not a fan of robots on your t-shirts, I recommend reading these surreal tales. (For example, one story tells the tale of a giraffe-slaughtering death-engine that was inspired by the hallucinatory visions of a British park ranger at the turn of the century.)
And if still none of this interests you, then at the very least you should go there to ingratiate yourself with My Robot Overlord, before it is too late.
Link: [Finnieston Crane Robot at My Robot Overlord]
Expensiveness: £15.00
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