“Hey, Fantastic Blognanza.”
“Well, hey, Odd Bobby. What’s up?”
“Man, shirts are expensive.”
“Yeah, true enough.”
“But I can’t stop spending money on them!”
“Maybe you need an intervention!”
“No, I just need cheaper shirts is what I need.”
“Okay, okay.”
“Don’t tell me what I need, FB.”
“Easy, okay! Easy.”
“Like that store Kindred, you know?”
“Kindred, yeah! I know Kindred.”
“Yeah, yeah, but their shirts are, like, 25 bucks each. I can’t pay that much.”
“Why not?”
“I’m saving up to buy an automatic tarantula grinder.”
“Well, why don’t you just go right over here?”
“You mean—”
“Darn tootin’ I mean. Kindred is selling select designs for only twelve dollars.”
“¡¿Doce dólares?!”
“¡Solo doce dólares! Snatch up classics like Time to Make the Donuts and Anyone Seen My Ox? for less than half their normal price!”
“Wotta bargain! With savings like these, I’ll be scarfing down delicious tarantula chunks and juices in no time flat!”
“Eew.”
“Don’t criticize my eating habits.”
Link: [Select T-Shirts on Sale at Kindred]
Expensiveness: $12.00
Should you hurry: not even Odd Bobby knows
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funny stuff John, good work.
I know, John’s hilarious! He should write more posts, because I can’t pull it off. *nudge nudge*