Fantastic Blognanza!

Sorry for the dead air, folks! We Bonanziers have been “swamped,” as they say down at the bayou.

BUT LOOK

There you have it! All apparel 50% off at Monsieur T! As we all know, hats are only one-half apparel (and one-half xenon)—thus, they’re only 25% cheaper. (”Only”? Hey, 25% off is still a hefty sum of cash!) Yep, in giddy anticipation of their new spring/summer line of t-shirts, Monsieur T is sweeping out their old stock faster than you can say “gangbusters.”

Wasteland at Monsieur T: on sale for $15.00

Just one of many designs begging to accept your legal tender in exchange for the privilege of absorbing your sweet body heat! I’m sure Joe is excited. Go! Do it! Do it now!

Link: [50% Clearance Sale at Monsieur T]
Expensiveness: Reduced by 50%
Should You Hurry: Unknown! Might as well indulge an impulse purchase or two just for the hell of it. It’s America’s favorite pasttime! (Unfortunately.)