Fantastic Blognanza!

Always looking forward, the chaps at Owl Movement have unleashed their newest series of t-shirts into those warm, golden fields—better known as the disposable income market. With the series title “Lines and Diagrams,” this quartet does privilege patterns over portraits, but don’t let the name mislead you into picturing Cartesian planes and medians and statistical whatnots. Square roots.

Snakes Mistakes by Miss Lotion at Owl Movement: $20.00

My cache of patterned apparel has always been a bit low, and Miss Lotion’s offering seems like a fine item to rectify this deficiency. It reminds me of a lethargic fractal that decided to call it quits after a subdivision or two for a reason I can’t entirely justify.

Natural by Jean Spezial at Owl Movement: $20.00

At first, I thought I would point at this shirt—offered by Mr. Spezial, a man analogous to Mr. Floyd and Mr. Python—and make a clever little Escher comment and feel very educated, but I feel as though I shouldn’t for many reasons. What you should note are the design’s featured creatures: “Owls, Dinosaurs and Ninja Octopi”. Ninja octopi, mind you! This is a new evolutionary step for these familiar subjects of t-shirt design. (How long until we begin to see robot-zombie-pirate-octopi, I wonder?)

And don’t neglect Dog Zone or Birthday Surprise, neither! The latter reminds me of neither lines nor diagrams, but I am willing to overlook this egregious¹ error for now.

Link: [Series 7—Lines and Diagrams at Owl Movement]
Expensiveness: $20.00

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¹not really, i am kidding :-]