Three For One Grab Bag At Beautiful/Decay

And now, a message from Billy and Betty, the shirtosphere’s favorite lovebirds!

“You know, Billy, I love mystery!”

“And I love frugalness!”

“But it’s getting harder and harder for us to find things that can offer both!”

“You can say that five times fast!”

“Where oh where can we find a shirt retailer that offers equal parts suspense and thrift?”

“Hmm. Somalia!”

“No, on—on the internet.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“Well, Betty, my glucose canister, my honey-flavored antacid tablet, what about Beautiful/Decay?”

“Beautiful/Decay? Do they have the answer to our unbearable woes?”

“They just might—with their mystery t-shirt grab bag! For the price of a single shirt, you’ll receive three mystery shirts from Beautiful/Decay’s enormous t-shirt stockpile!”

“Holy cannoli! But what if I get a shirt that isn’t that great? Or two of the same shirt?!”

“Ha, ha, ha! HA HA HA. Why, with an acclaimed store like Beautiful/Decay, there’s virtually no possibility of you disliking the shirts you receive, repeats or no. Also, all sales are final and non-refundable!”

“Ah well. All part of mystery’s enchanting allure!”

“You said it. Woo! Cheap shirts!”

Wooo!

WOOOO

Link: [Beautiful/Decay's Mystery T-Shirt Grab Bag]
Expensiveness: $24.95 (which is, like, $8 a shirt!)

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4 Responses to “Three For One Grab Bag At Beautiful/Decay”


  1. 1 wizeguyztees

    I personally would hate to not know what I am getting but at $8 per shirt, I am not sure I would care either. I have seen tons of tees that are $24 a piece, let alone for three. Great promotion. I am sure it will drive some business.

  2. 2 wizeguyztees

    Great deal. I just went to the website and am was really impressed with the designs. I had never been to the website before so it was cool to look at.

  3. 3 ian

    do they print on American apparel

  4. 4 Joe

    Beautiful/Decay don’t print on American Apparel, though some of the brands that they stock do. But they shirts that they print on are nice! Many of the individual shirt pages have sizing charts on them.

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