Fantastic Blognanza!

Fantastic Bonanza has three brand new t-shirts available for pre-order right now! All three are available in full size runs in both men’s and women’s styles. These t-shirts will be available for pre-order until May 24th, and will ship June 15th, at which point they will be available for normal-order. But if you pre-order yours, you get savings! Because we love you. We love you sooooooo much that you can use coupon code ‘friend’ (sans quotes) for 15% off your entire order at Fantastic Bonanza, including pre-ordered shirts! Whoa!

The People’s Condiment NEW! & ON SALE! at Fantastic Bonanza

What could be better than Lenin holding a bottle of his own brand of ketchup, Leninz? This design was inspired by the redness (what a qualisign!) of ketchup, because, you know, red… Communism… it all makes sense! I swear. But seriously: this design has some cool details that you can only see in this detail image. You’ll be able to see them when it’s printed, too, of course.
NB: This design will undergo some very minor and probably unnoticeable (unless you have some sort of ‘photographic memory’) changes before going to print.

MUSTARD – NO! NEW! & ON SALE! at Fantastic Bonanza

Obviously Lenin’s Soviet Union wouldn’t be able to tolerate the use of a capitalist condiment such as mustard! No, sir. Which is why we somehow traveled through time or something to bring you this message: ГОРЧИЦА – НЕТ! (Psst, that means ‘MUSTARD – NO!’ in Russian! Trick all your friends into believing that you know Russian by wearing this shirt!) The People are depending on you to spread this anti-mustard, pro-ketchup message, comrade.

Fancy Mustachio NEW! & ON SALE! at Fantastic Bonanza

If you’ve been reading this here blog, you’ve probably already seen Fancy Mustachio. But you probably didn’t know that it will for sure be getting printed with two specialty inks: suede ink for fuzziness and metallic ink for shininess. You can’t go wrong with this multimedia smorgasbord of sensation! Seriously, you can’t. It’s going to be amazingly sweet and I can’t wait to wear mine and rub the fuzzy suede ink kind of creepily in public.
Please visit the Fancy Mustachio page for placement mockups of the design!

Link: [Fantastic Bonanza]
Expensiveness: $20 while on pre-sale, use coupon code friend for 15% off!
Should you hurry: pre-sale ends June 1st, but coupon lasts indefinitely!

P.S. Don’t forget that all three of these designs are available in men’s S-XXL and women’s S-XL!