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The Birth of a T-Shirt (I’m Ready For My Close-Up!)

Series installment roll call! Part 1! Part 2! Part 3! Part 4! Part 5! Part 6! Haven’t read ‘em? You might want to! Since, you know, this is a series an’ all.

Note: if you want to skip my explanatory ramblings and get straight to the pictures, head on down to the bottom of the post (past the cut) for a veritable bonanza of photographs.

First, an Explanation

Okay, I have to admit something to you guys: by this point in the shirt birthing process, the shirts have already technically been birthed. Assuming the printers have done their jobs, the shirts should be… well, printed. Ergo, they have been birthed, right? So why are we still doing these ‘Birth of a T-Shirt’ posts?

Why, because there’s the ever-important final task of getting the newborn shirts from us to you, of course! And we can’t very well put our shirts up for sale unless we have some good pictures of them to show to prospective buyers, now can we? That would be madness! And not the good kind of madness, either. The bad kind. The very bad kind. So, to take an already-overworked analogy and snap it in two, think of this part of the process as getting the shirts to take their first few steps. Or something like that.

The Photo Shoot

Since we didn’t really have immediate access to an indoor studio or anything like that, we decided to conduct our photoshoot at nearby Gilson Park. It’s a pleasant beachside park in our hometown of Wilmette situated on the shores of beautiful Lake Michigan, with plenty of good spots to take photos. In fact, it’s where we took the product shots for our first line of shirts and where we had that piñata festival that was featured on the rotating image gallery on the front page of our old store.

The best time to take pictures is probably early morning or late afternoon—this way, you can avoid the bad shadows that get cast when the sun is directly overhead. We went with a morning photo shoot, hoping that the diffuse morning light would make for easier exposures.

Difficulties

We had two cameras—Joe’s and mine—and we used Joe’s almost exclusively for roughly the first half of the shoot. Big mistake. Upon returning from the shoot, we discovered that all those pictures were practically unusable!

Why? Well, it turns out that Joe’s camera had been set to take pictures at a resolution of only 640×480 pixels, which meant that the photos we took with it were too small and blurry for us to use. As a result, we had to toss out practically every picture of one of the models, our good friend Elyse. And that’s a cryin’ shame. Sorry, Elyse!

Fortunately, we used my camera for the second half of the shoot, so we still got plenty of good pictures of the other models—that’d be the three of us and Becca, another friend of the Bonanziers.

What’s the lesson here? If you’re taking photos, and you have more than one camera, use both of them! The whole time! You’ll be glad you had those backups and supplemental photos. Also, check and double-check the settings on your camera. Use the highest-quality settings you can. It might take up more memory, but remember—there’s no point in being able to take a whole ton of pictures if none of them are any good. Even though web resolution is 72dpi, you’ll find that you’ll be taking advantage of as much resolution on your photos you can, so the bigger, the better!

Ooh… Lookit the Purdy Pictures!

Okay, enough of my yakking. The rest of this post will primarily be photos, interspersed with a little commentary on my part. When you see a thumbnail image, click on it for a bigger photo. Continue reading ‘The Birth of a T-Shirt (I’m Ready For My Close-Up!)’

Threadless Opens a Meatspace Store

Maybe you’ve heard of this little t-shirt company called Threadless. They have this crazy idea where the users submit and vote on designs, and then they go ahead and print the most popular designs. Will it ever catch on? Who knows!

I’m just joshin’. I suspect everyone reading this blog is already deeply familiar with Threadless, and many of you probably already know that they’ve just opened a real-life store in downtown Chicago. However, unless you currently reside in the Chicagoland area, you probably have not visited the store yourself. Never fear! We Bonanziers are not only intensely devoted to our readers, but conveniently, we also hail from just north of Chicago. And so, without further ado, I give you: the Threadless store!

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Throughout this post you can click on any image for a larger picture.

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Comic-Con, Part 1: Threadless BINGO!

John and I are back from Comic-Con, at last! Sorry I didn’t update while we were there—unfortunately, we had practically no internet access at the hotel, and besides, the convention ate up practically all our time. At any rate, Joe seems to have had plenty to share with you (as always), so our absence was probably not sorely missed.

As far as t-shirt-related things go, the Comic-Con was not terrifically exciting. I mean, I got some crappy free shirts from the Warner Bros. panel1. Webcomics that normally sell shirts on the internet were selling those same shirts on the show floor2. Aside from some people who dressed as Batman, Ice Climbers, or generic anime characters, most everyone was wearing t-shirts3.

Actually, I brought my camera along on the trip in order to document any and all interesting shirt sightings for you, the dear reader. Unfortuantely, this plan did not go so well, primarily for two reasons:

  1. I failed to actually bring my camera with me on three of the five convention days.
  2. No one wore any interesting shirts.

I mean, if someone had been wearing this, I would have been all over it. (Figuratively.) (And I know it’s not technically a t-shirt, but shut up.) That didn’t happen. Instead, the entire t-shirt scene at Comic-Con was easily summed up in bulleted-list form, as I shall now demonstrate for you:

In fact, there were so dang many Threadless tees that I took it upon myself to create a game of Threadless Bingo, for John and me to play at next year’s Comic-Con. But then, why limit the game to just us two? Surely this is a game to be enjoyed by anyone, anywhere!

And so, I present you with (what I presume to be) the world’s very first… Threadless Bingo board!

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Click on the image for the full-sized board.

In retrospect, I probably should have put The Communist Party in the center square. (It’s practically a free spot, it’s so popular. Same with Dark Side of the Garden.) No matter—it’s not very hard to make your own board, if for some reason you don’t like the one I’ve made here. In fact, someone who has mastered the dark art of internet wizardry (not I) could probably lash together some kind of randomized Bingo-board generator, perhaps out of some flotsam and leftover parachute cord4.

You get the idea, so what’re you waiting for? Print out a couple of boards and start playing a game with a friend! It’s guaranteed to entertain at your next local mass gathering of nerds and geeks, or your money back!


1 One of them was for Get Smart, the other was for The Invasion. And can you believe it—someone stole them from me! While I was in the bathroom! The gall of some people, swiping my free crappy merchandise!
2 But no shipping fees! I know—thrilling, right?
3 I shouldn’t neglect one of the cooler costumes: an amputee who was modelling at the Planet Terror booth! Hooray for costumes which specifically apply to our differently-abled friends!
4 I once saw Bear Grylls do this on an episode of Man vs. Wild.